Best Film...

Jackman with a beard - strangely arousing!

Jackman and Crowe - priceless!

The Winner is - The Artist

SHOCK!

Leading Actor...

The Winner is - Jean Dujardin - The Artist

Bloody hell! Gary Oldman was robbed but still a worthy winner!

Leading Actress...

The Winner is - Meryl Streep - The Iron Lady.

The Goddess does it again!! 

Even manages to remain fabulous after losing her shoe!

Gorgeous gorgeous woman.

Director...

The Winner is - Michel Hazanavicius - The Artist

It's cleaning up!

Adapted Screenplay...

John Hamm you little cracker!

The Winner is - Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

Yessssssssssssssssssssss. Could have gone for a couple in that category but that's a result and a half.